Something gurus deal with all the time if they are in any sort of tensioned and it makes them not interested in having another remainder until they fix their vagina infection after contaminated with semen.
by Golove November 6, 2019
Get the Jizz infectionmug. “Bro you fucked my girlfriend? that’s so jizz whacked”
“Noooo way dude you got a ferrari? that’s so jizz whacked!!”
“Noooo way dude you got a ferrari? that’s so jizz whacked!!”
by wageth July 6, 2019
Get the Jizz whackedmug. The bestest friend in the whole wide world. This is a person who will be there for you no matter what. She is a person that you would end up in jail with, but it would be so worth it. This kind of person isn't the best speller, but she tries hard and that's good. She laughs at all you're terrible jokes and you can tell each other anything. I love yoouuuu lizard breath!!!!!!
by Ttirbykins September 30, 2011
Get the Zil Thod a.k.a. Jizz Chodemug. When you take an empty coffee cream container and cream into it and either let someone else use it or use it as a replacement for coffee creamer (current tense: jizz jugging)
John: Dude, Marcus jizz jugs way too much!
Bill: Yeah, I think we need to get him an intervention.
Aaron: I love jizz jugging in my spare time.
Elena: Same.
Bill: Yeah, I think we need to get him an intervention.
Aaron: I love jizz jugging in my spare time.
Elena: Same.
by jizzjuggernumber1 June 29, 2024
Get the jizz jugmug. Instead of licking your finger and sticking it into a person's ear, you put the tip of your dick up to someone's ear and cum into it. Jizz willy!
by Holditin June 3, 2017
Get the jizz willymug. by Bobahotep September 6, 2019
Get the Jizz lidsmug. by Dick Sucking the 3rd June 11, 2023
Get the Jizzed Upmug.