by aejigwao January 23, 2022

A short range fucker is a shotgun you will find only in desert trench warfare.
Do not mix this with a long range fucker.
Do not mix this with a long range fucker.
by PyroC February 28, 2022

When you're older and your balls sag far enough, you can shove them in your own arse and Ball Fuck yourself.
Strange episode of Ancient Aliens last night explained how widowed, Sumerian men (Sumerian Ball Fuckers) would shove their sagging balls up their own ass to achieve a release.
by B. Ballard January 7, 2021

EX1
Judy- "He's such a bad ass fucker!"
Tara- "NO WAY! Now I know who NOT to let in the back door."
EX2:
Judy- "Look at the way he walks. What a badass fucker."
Tara- "I am going to say something that implies he's a badass and likes to fuck."
Judy- "He's such a bad ass fucker!"
Tara- "NO WAY! Now I know who NOT to let in the back door."
EX2:
Judy- "Look at the way he walks. What a badass fucker."
Tara- "I am going to say something that implies he's a badass and likes to fuck."
by F.M.P December 3, 2014

by Missy m s October 6, 2015

Someone who is only interested in hooking up with someone and then not talking to them again. Similar to how children will ding dong ditch at house doors.
Sarah: Has Travis talked to you since you guys hooked up last month?
Jane: No. Hes just a ding dong fucker.
Jane: No. Hes just a ding dong fucker.
by Pretty_lil_kitty February 17, 2019

by Dooble bob Mehoy minoy November 23, 2018
