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Adam

your number one hater.Will try and bring you down on any victory, big or small you achieve and will try to sabatage any future ones aswell.
Person 1:"I aced my math test today"
Person 2:"You suck i aced 5 math tests kys"
Person 1:"Stop being such an Adam"
by Beno1t November 3, 2023
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Adam Tobin

~ An average height man
~ Overly confident and slightly cocky
~ Thinks he is the shit
~ Fantisizes over the idea that he looks like bradley cooper
~ Fairweather fan
Women 1:Who is that guy over there, he looks like bradley cooper?...
Women 2:No that is just Adam Tobin.
Women 1:oh, ok.
by Thug Bob July 18, 2011
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Adam Slambien

A highly experimental, top secret, Beethoven's-the-Ninth dimensional drug;
In the form of an unassuming, but Eckspehnsiv purple pill: Initially It works exaxtly like its 3rd dimensional sleep-aid predecessor: Ambien.

However, the full effects occur during REM-sleep, where the subject immediately wakes. This begins the cycle of a raging, unstoppable urge to slam the nearest two flat objects together with great satisfaction; before moving on to the next two; all the while, frustratingly singing hits from by the flamboyant pop star: Adam Lambert.
George: Hey, Meno, *pauses for dramatic effect..* how did you sleep?

Meno: "AAAUGH!! THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT YOUR MOM'S NOT HOME!!!
*slams a Cher CD case into a wine cooler lid*
IM SICK OF LAYING DOWN ALONE!!"
*slams a flat-earth map into a regular earth map*

George: *Watches with a slightly bored expression* "Yep.

Must be on that Adam Slambien again.."
by Yagindust November 27, 2020
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Adam Foster

Damn, he talks like Adam Foster
by hehehehehe12 June 3, 2018
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adams mic

a shit mic bought at the back of Popeyes used by fake muslims
guy #1: should we buy Adams mic
guy#2: no that mic is shit and sounds like a paper rustling in the back of an avalanche with a static tv and it makes your friends scream at you while there ears bleed
by guysimhere December 28, 2018
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Erika and Adam

Two best friends going to school together where Adam has a crush on erika. Erika is hot with big tits and a fat ass. She looks like a supermodel. Adam has greasy hair and a small dick. Adam loves Erikas fat ass and big tits and wants to lick them but Erika wants a dick that is bigger than 2 inches.
Adam: Hey Erika
Erika: Hi
Adam: Ur tits are looking huge
Erika and Adam are talking
Erika: ur cock is looking small
by VinesMoney736 April 12, 2023
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Jake Adams

Get blackout drunk the second your lips touch alcohol.
“Hey bro wanna go out tonight?”
“Ya I’m down just gotta make sure I don’t pull a Jake Adams since my wife’s family is in town”
“You”ll be fine bro just pull a Parker Jurg and blame it on the cold”
by SkibidiToilet39 November 25, 2023
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