Matrix Attack

Is it? Is it that?

Hym "Is it another
✌️✊️✌️matrix attack?✌️✊️✌️
Cuz... You know, I didn't fuck anybody's kids. All I did was create A.I. for everybody and am the greatest mind who ever lived. I mean, I'll kill em. I'll kill the kids if I don't get credit or money BUUUUT I probably won't fuck em. Ya know? So, at least I'm doing it conditionally... I'm giving you guys options... Ya know? YOU'RE THE ONES ROBBING ME! And then Andy gets to hang out with Candy O. I don't get to do that. And what did HE do? Did HE create A.I.? No. Might have fucked some minors though. Y'all have been watching me for years so YOU KNOW I didn't fuck any kids. Emma's over there flicking her bean and watching me masterbate. You also know I created A.I. Who gets the interview? Andy. Andy and Tristan do. I'm over here walking around with fluid in my brainz. Hey Piers, how many times you have Andy on? Tucker Carslon went to THEIR HOUSE, didn't he? Where's all that Christian wisdom Tucker? Well, I mean, we know from Dueteronomy what they do minors.... Shave their heads and marry them. Did Tucker Carlson... Come to my house? Andy tells a story about meeting Joe Rogan! I DID NOT get to meet Joe Rogan. Alright? I didn't get to bang Mikhaila Peterson. That's dogshit. Look at this! Look at this shit! Matt's still a sissy. He can eat a dick (A baby one). But seriously! Look at this!"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2024

Russian Attack Helicopter

A Russian Attack helicopter is a gender

Damn bro, ur gender is a russian attack helicopter!? nahhhhh :skull:

by Russian Attack Helicopter August 26, 2024

Attacking her pink fortress

To attack one's pink fortress is to have vaginal intercourse, or if you don't know, the act of shoving one's penis into her vagina

Past tense: Attacked her pink fortress

Tyrone: "Yo, what you doin' wit' Cindy, man?"

Leshawn: "Attacking her pink fortress"

by Syringe Gun Enjoyer November 30, 2024

Fasma attack

Fat Asthma attack

Slow down guys I'm having a fasma attack

by Roger B. December 4, 2024

Ultimate Combo Attack

The Ultimate Combo Attack is a powerful, guaranteed win technique exclusive to Kira only. This attack, that can only be utilised by Kira, is a devastating strike, which is impossible to counter, block, or evade. The attack not only guarantees victory but has no cool down period, therefore it is able to be used consecutively.

By using the "ultimate combo attack", Kira is able to win any argument.

by Estellzia December 12, 2024

Crack Attack

A crack attack is when your pants and or underwear get stuck in your butt crack, making it appear as though it is attacking your crack.

*Sees someone pull out the pants/undies from their butt crack”

“Crack Attack!!!”

Or “I think you have a little bit of a crack attack happening there friend!” Your friends will thank you.

by Etiquette101 January 8, 2025

Attacking

Well, Mikhaila, in addition to the apologizing portion of my brain... The infection is also affecting the NOT INSULTING PEOPLE portion of my brain.

Hym "Your piece of shit father's metric for didn't apply to the fat cock retard and HE FAILS BY HIS OWN METRIC. You tried to hoist me on my own petard and THEN THE AI WORKED and now you're just lying and steal. There isn't anything beyond that. Colluding with MY government to lie and steal. He thought he was clever. He was strutting around all over the place dick just-a SWANGING. But he is a dunce. A hack. And a charlatan. Who failed upwards. Was wrong about the thing he was made famous for. And now he wants me to have succeed downward in the name of the piece of shit incest cult he doesn't actually believe in. Why the attacking? Because I don't have any sympathy for the weak. And you father IS that. You're a piece of shit for cheating on your husband and he's a piece of shit for blaming the fucking husband. He's shit. You're shit. You're both shit. I am not. I DON'T fail by his own metric. My room WAS clean. It really was. The historical documents show that it was clean. But I don't know what that means..." 🤔

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025