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Masturbatory break

When you take a break from whatever you're doing to masturbate, most often pausing whatever is being watched on Netflix (alternatively trying to squeeze in a session while the video is buffering).
I was watching Gilmore Girls on Netflix and i managed to catch a masturbatory break because my WiFi sucks.
by Toblucz December 5, 2016
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Phantom Ball Break

Sensation felt similar to a Ball Break, however there is no Ball Break available at this time. This sensation if felt due to the nerves that once were active in this area that no longer belongs due to previous Ball Breaks.
Boss:" Not only do you have to work extra this weekend but we're docking your pay" Employee :" Ouch, that hurt!" Boss :"Whats wrong?" Employee: "Oh, nevermind I forgot yesterday when you made me work over you broke my balls, just strange to be experiencing that Phantom Ball Break ."
by Coltlinder45 July 22, 2010
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Line Break

Somewhere long enough so that someone could place a debree of N+3 kerbals. Discovered by Danny2462 while walking through the floor.
by elli55378008 May 24, 2018
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Break your Clean

Breaking your clean gives the meaning of getting back into a bad habit. This can include getting back into drugs, self harm, or giving up rehab (mainly self harming again after doing it before after a long time).
“I noticed you were drinking again last night. Did you break your clean?”
-“I did. I might need to go back into rehab to fix it.”
by MercuryQueen August 11, 2020
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An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022
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spring break oyster

Spring break oysters are general warts that fall off of frat boys into the beach water during spring break
“Just saw a spring break oyster in the water, it must have been from one of the Sigma guys”
by HJay November 20, 2023
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break that vase

to fuck a women with an vase like body structure.
"Man I met this bitch last night, and i just had to break that vase"
by Yuung Draco February 28, 2017
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