Touch your Cousin Day

On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!

"Do you like touching your cousins? Not a lot. Tomorrow is National touch your cousin day!!!"

by Urban Dicktonary Book May 14, 2022

Don't bring your tea into my plate

Don't pass me your gossip or beef as a way to tease your friends or otherwise

"Hey bro, tell Joe to watch out for his big mouth around my girl..."

"Dude, don't bring your tea into my plate. Tell him yourself!"

by LordMaxey June 7, 2025

Your Nan

A response used by foolish kids who think they’re hard and smart. Also a comeback that probably originated from about 2013. It’s right up there with neek at the dead response level.

Daniel: Oi bruv, what’s the time?
Jake: Your Nan.
Daniel:Suck your mum you fucking slag.

by SuckYourMum321 September 25, 2018

Under your nose

Insulting a person for being inferior to you in skill. Equivalent to saying “Your trash.”

I was in a 1v1 and the person got annihilated. I began to mock “ Under your nose under your nose”

by Cheenpoo February 28, 2024

in your mom

I am currently fucking your mom

Fatima: Hey where's mom?
Dad: i don't care bitch

mom: (currently has me inside her)

IM IN YOUR MOM BITCH EXPECT A NEW DAD

by Avlixn July 19, 2023

handle your handle

To be able to sip, but still function, to be able to function as a being, even if sloshed. Dont drink and drive.

Bro, you need to handle your handle. I'm handling my handle.

by JRay1234567890 June 28, 2019

glaze your knuckles

Glaze your knuckles Means when a guy masturbates , Jacks Off Rubs One Out

1) Glaze your knuckles is when a guy masturbates. 2)Scott- I love to glaze my knuckles. 3)Stop glazing your knuckles so much loser.

by Lala Loopsy 1995 December 19, 2017