Ass face

A face that you would fuck

Damn that bitch totally has an ass face

by Horny for dominic January 24, 2022

Assing the Lobster

The sadomasochistic act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal intercourse.

The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.

This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.

"Karen made me play assing the lobster last night. My cock looks like fucking slinky now."

"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...

"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"

by zoidburg_is_not_a_fan September 18, 2019

slap ass day

when the 16 of april you gonna slap some ass

ay kevin you know what day it is? yeah it's the slap ass day

by yoyoyoyoyo1 April 16, 2020

real ass rude

Extremely rude or impolite; rude can also be substituted for other adjectives

Scott didn't even say thank you for the drink I bought him, real ass rude.

by PeachesNorthwest May 17, 2016

Ass clapper

When someone rips a giant fart and the shock waves result in a clapping sound as it smacks the cheeks

While sitting at the bar Will looked over at the boys and said he's got an absolute ass clapper brewing right now.

by MasterBlaster6548 March 2, 2022

Drag-Ass (Noun)

Farting in one location and then dragging it over to another.

Dude, that's some bad Drag-Ass (Noun).

by ScrotyMcBoogerBalls May 30, 2014

Foo Foo Ass Bitch

Someone that goes on long walks at night in an attempt to cope with their eternal rejection from love.

The Foo Foo Ass Bitch went on a long walk after spending another valentines day alone.

by BLFooFoo February 24, 2022