She farted on my ass

damn

AHHHGH SHE FARTED ON MY ASSHOLE

by she farted on my discs January 12, 2021

Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.

What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

My lone chromosome

Some one who fucks her brother and can die if it sees rain

Me: Hey Man U heard about my lone chromosome

Blair: WHY GOD DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT RAIN WHY!!!!!

by RYDO McShagger January 13, 2021

The cookie to my cupcake

The cookie to my cupcake means someone is worth everything to u and u would do anything to them.

Ur the cookie to my cupcake💘

by Jani123456 January 13, 2021

The cookie to my cupcake

The cookie to my cupcake means someone is worth everything to u and u would do anything to them.

Ur the cookie to my cupcake💘

by Jani123456 January 13, 2021

My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

All Up In My Pussy

A Nosy person who thinks you are infatuated with them being "all up on their dick" but you are not !!!!! so they are the one who actually is doing this making the girl accused looking like the guilty one when secretly it is just his desire of wanting her to be infatuated with him 😛

Guy says " Girl why are you all up on my dick?"
Girl comes back at him saying "Nah, Boy why are you all up in my pussy?"

by Bettiex page January 18, 2021