National Bully Eitan Day!!

On this wonderful day, all you get to do it bully your fellow peers named Eitan. Whenever you see a person named Eitan, you must look him (or her its 2024) in the eyes and pee on his little sister and make his sister hug him for 5 minutes straight and put it on the hub

Person one: Hey, Eitan! Guess what day it is today!!
Smelly Eitan: What???
Person one: National bully Eitan day!!
Eitan: NOOOOO!!!
Person one: YES U STINKY TURD!! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR BALLS!!!

by Emma Slays January 9, 2024

National kiss short girls day

National kiss short girls day is a day you have to kiss a short girl or you wont be living very long after that day this day is january the tenth

Boy: do you know what day it is

Shorty: no why
Boy: it is National kiss short girls day

by Do-or-die January 9, 2024

Punch a person named Landon day

On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can

Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!

by Sentient Saltine Cracker January 10, 2024

Opposite day

Its officially opposite day on january 11th.

Im not a twink
"But its opposite day"
fuck

by ExpressiveMoonman January 11, 2024

National Rob A Bank Day

January 7th

Your honor, I can't go to jail, it was National Rob A Bank Day.

by edgeverse January 11, 2024

National send an ass pic day!

January 12th is send an ass pic day!!! You must send an ass pic to whoever sent u this s

Happy national send an ass pic day!!

by Bob Bcbobby January 11, 2024

National kiss a blonde day

12. of january is for kissing your blonde girlfriend or friend!!!.

cool Kiss Blondie its national Kiss a blonde day

by wowowow January 12, 2024