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Friend-shit

(noun): When a friendship turns toxic, awkward, or just straight-up exhausting. Could be caused by constant drama, betrayal, or that one friend who always "forgets" their wallet.
(noun): When a friendship feels more like a burden than a blessing. You stick around out of guilt, nostalgia, or habit, but deep down, you know it’s a lost cause.
(noun): That moment when a supposedly close friend completely lets you down—whether by ghosting, backstabbing, or just being a terrible friend.
Our friendship used to be great, but now it's just friend-shit.
Hanging out with Jake used to be fun, but now it's just awkward silences and forced laughs—total friend-shit.
Sarah ditched me for her new crew without a word. Guess our friendship was always just friend-shit.
by MidnightMissSuki78 March 2, 2025
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Golden experience Requiem shit

A shit when right as you get up you gotta shit again, this loop goes on for a long time
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I told YOU to do it shit-lib

YOU. I DO NOT TAKE HINTS. THAT IS HOW TAKING A POSITION WORKS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M NOT GOING TO DO.
Hym "I told YOU to do it shit-lib! So no! I'm not going to pay you to sit there and watch me while my rights are being violated. YOU do it. Scoop the shit out of your brain. Let me I that little meat Gundam of yours because YOU ARE NOT FUCKING DOING IT RIGHT. Holding up a little sign isn't doing anything. YOU doing the bare minimum IS NOT ME DOING THE BARE MINIMUM. YOU ARE NOT ME.
by Hym Iam March 6, 2025
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Shit

What everyone calls Crystal Meth on the streets, at least in Oregon. If someone asks if you’ve got any shit, they’re not being vague, they’re asking if you have methamphetamine.
Skinny stranger: hey ladies you got any shit?
Naive friend: yeah we’ve got lots of shit haha what are you looking for?
Skinny stranger: like a ball.
Naive friend: you’re looking for a ball? Idk try Target it’s been a while since I’ve had one of those!
Me: omg he means clear. No we’re fresh out sorry dude.
Naive friend: clear? I’m lost.
Me: yeah keep it that way.
by SpunfunwithDiana March 6, 2025
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I Don't Shit

when you're in disbelief of what somebody says and you don't care
"Bro I just pulled that girl"
"And I don't shit mate"
by geraigeraigoon March 9, 2025
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shit from an ass

Literal feces.

This term is usually used as "shit" has come to mean essentially the same thing as "terrible". So, of course, there has to be a new cathartic way of referring to LITERAL shit!
Why does it smell like shit here? Like, shit from an ass?
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