whatever fucks your boat

Veyr much like whatever floats your boat but with more pizazz and gravitas

Person 1: "Should I climb mount everest and then parachute off the top of it?"

Person 2: "whatever fucks your boat"

by batman2504 March 11, 2025

What brand is your microwave?

A question guys ask girls over text when the conversation is drying out.

boy: "that's crazyy"
girl: "ikr"
boy" so uh what brand is your microwave?"

by alextheog March 12, 2025

Your Lie in April

How weebs say April Fools' Day

Weeb A: Do you have an idea for April Fools' prank?
Weeb B: Oh, we don't say that here. We call it "Your Lie in April"
Weeb A: *war flashbacks*

by lumpurlapindo March 13, 2025

《¤》Let《¤》Me《¤》Smack《¤》Your《¤》Back《¤》Like《¤》Any《¤》Spine《¤》Towards《¤》Xiphoids《¤》

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《¤》Let《¤》Me《¤》Smack《¤》Your《¤》Back《¤》Like《¤》Any《¤》Spine《¤》Towards《¤》Xiphoids《¤》

by SuchBackSmacker March 13, 2025

《¤》Let《¤》Me《¤》Smack《¤》Your《¤》Back《¤》Like《¤》Any《¤》Spine《¤》Towards《¤》Motherfucking《¤》Xiphoids《¤》

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《¤》Let《¤》Me《¤》Smack《¤》Your《¤》Back《¤》Like《¤》Any《¤》Spine《¤》Towards《¤》Motherfucking《¤》Xiphoids《¤》

by SuchBackSmacker March 13, 2025

《¤》Slapping《¤》On《¤》Your《¤》Baby《¤》Like《¤》Imalu《¤》Need《¤》Any《¤》Quest《¤》

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《¤》Slapping《¤》On《¤》Your《¤》Baby《¤》Like《¤》Imalu《¤》Need《¤》Any《¤》Quest《¤》

by SuchBackSmacker March 13, 2025

《¤》Slapping《¤》On《¤》Your《¤》Baby《¤》Like《¤》I《¤》Need《¤》Anything《¤》

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《¤》Slapping《¤》On《¤》Your《¤》Baby《¤》Like《¤》I《¤》Need《¤》Anything《¤》

by SuchBackSmacker March 13, 2025