noob

noob noob noob is a noob and sucks and cannot do stuff properly

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by Diglettttt December 4, 2018

Noob

Noob is the short-term of 'newbie'. Newbie or noob is someone who's new to a video game. Noobs are people who still don't know how the game works, or how the control works or even have no idea what they are playing. Many people use it the wrong way. E.X: if someone killed you or you have killed someone in a video game doesn't mean they are a noob. They think it means "a bad player" which is false, because many people who've been playing a game for a year (in that case they aren't a noob)and are bad at Pvp.

That guy doesn't even know how to move. He must be a noob.

by Explainingwords January 16, 2019

noob

Noobs are not to be confused with newbs
newbs are just new and should be taught and respected
noobs think they are pros and speak in annoying leet language and annoy others and dont wanna learn

Newb:How do i get an AK-74?
pro:you get it at lvl 100
newb:thanks

noob:101 1\/|3 R0xx0rz 11k3 F1/-\|\/|1|\|G0000!!!!G0 shútup n00ß m3 pr0!!!
pro:stop with ur annoying leet language
noob:shutup n00ß
pro:*kills noob*
noob:|-|/-\CK3R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pro:*kills again*
noob:1/-\w1 U N00ß |-|/-\CK3R 1 R3P0RT3D YU0
(admin joins the game)
noob:|-|3y n00ß
admin:im no noob
admin:/kill noob
noob:*dies*
noob:HAX3RRRRRRRRRR
noob:|\/|3 PR0!!!!!
admin:/ban noob
(noob gets banned forever until they unban him)
pro:thanks u banned the noobish leetspeaker

by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer September 1, 2021

Noob

An idiot that we all are at least once.

Look at that noob...
Its so cringy!

by CakeCat July 31, 2018

noob

a synonym (neutral or offensive depending on the situation/context) for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.

sergeant: lol

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

Noob

*Means you are new to the game*

Let me show you and example of the best community in Gaming History:
#Dota 2 In Radiant
Noob:Hey guys what hero should i pick?
I am new to Dota 2 xddd
Teammate 1:сука бляяяяя
Я 100000 ммр соло

Го го го Б
Teammate 2:Go kys noob xdddddddd
Teammate 3:Putang ina mo
Tara Slardar tara b b b
Teammate 4 (in mic): *Distorted sounds of World War 2 with a girl getting raped and eating ramen while listening to Shitty Dubstep and playing minecraft* till it lags out
*Dire Victory*

by Honest Game Reviews March 19, 2017

Noob

Definition: Being a beginner, bad at a game or at life in general.

Origin : Stefano

Oh my god you’re such a noob that you kinda ressemble a Stefano

by A Regular Old Guy June 5, 2020