national dump on a simp day

this day (september 30th) is national dump on a simp day, a day where you take a dump on a simp

dude: im gonna shit on this simp
dude: *shits on the simp*
simp: nooOoOooO0O0o0O0Oo0O0 WhY?
dude: because its national dump on a simp day

by joy784 September 7, 2020

Yes, i am a simp

S.I.M.P
Sniper
I
Monkey
P

Yes, i am a Simp.
Sniper Monkey

by Cool_24Karat August 25, 2021

leave me and my simps alone

A groupchat full of the most most talented editors (except one or two, you know who you are.) that everyone wants to be

Oh man i wish i was in leave me and my simps alone!

by Pqulss April 15, 2022

Olivia Rodrigo simp

The worst type creature in existence, basically they simp for a creature called Olivia Rodrigo.

random olivia rodrigo stan: HAVVE YOU SEEN OLIVAIA RODIGOR SEE IS SOOOOOOOOO TALLANTED AND BEWTIFAL I LOEV HER SOOOOOOO MUTCH
Person That Actually Has a Brain: Omg stfu Olivia Rodrigo simp you're literally simping for a fucking psychopath.
olivia rodrigo stan: NOOOooOOOOOoOOoOoOOoOOOOO!!!!! HOW DaRE YOU SAy ANYThING BAD ABOuT MY KWEeN OLIvA REDRIgO!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by I eat poop 69 January 20, 2022

Tik Tok Simp Edgy Cringe Kid

These are the types of retards usually 12-14 who think they are cool for being "trendy" and following/copying everything they see on tik tok in a desperate attempt to fit into society. These kids are comparable to zombies who are in denial and have no self-control in life. Lifeless husks are being controlled mostly by liberal media who offer little to no free speech in order to bend these poor children to their wills. The kids in this category don't realize this and are practically brainwashed into believing everything that they see and hear on these platforms is the truth and will do anything to defend their actions against free thinkers who oppose their retarded ideals. They are mostly attention seekers who wish to spread their foolish ideals onto anyone they feast their eyes on. Every one of them has some sort of simping tendency but usually too pussy to go on a real date and instead online date someone that lives 5000 miles away in some unknown third world country. In conclusion, these Tik Tok Simp Edgy Cringe Kids are just minions who cannot think for themselves and become followers instead of leaders in life.

P.S Their favorite music is rap and its nearly impossible to convince them otherwise. (this is most likely because it has a lot of gibberish words that go into their heads and brainwash them even further than they already are. Its kind of like nicotine for these types of kids)

Tik Tok Simp Edgy Cringe Kid: Stop trying to be different than everyone else.

Human With An Actual Brain: "Wall Gif"

by Savage123274726 December 5, 2021

SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight. A collective and derogatory term for males (not men) who believe in "patriarchy" have T-shirts that say "This is what a feminist looks like", are the emotional tampon and ultimate friend-zone bench-warmer for any girl who rates over a 5 in attractiveness. These males will always come to the rescue of a physically attractive female regardless of how bad her behaviour is toward other people or him. The SSW thinks he can attract women by being "vulnerable, emotional, and kind". The SSW is the complete opposite of an Alpha male and is secretly detested by every woman.

SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Damn dude, this forum is filled with SSW's who think they can get laid by defending every chick who is cheating on her boyfriend. Fucking pathetic.

by VomitComit May 20, 2020

nihachu pokimane and bele deplhine twitch simp

your a simp that donates all your or somebody elses money to twitch streamers that are girls

My 5 year old brother donated 100000000 dollars from my account to pokimane to say his name, he is such a nihachu pokimane and bele deplhine twitch simp! smh.

by Gusvgjsgyusvstuvsuygsjv guy 😭 September 4, 2021