wizard rat

A 30+ year old virgin that attempts to sleep with all the boys in the hood but continuously gets denied.

Sir CandyCadeGang always wanted to be a hood rat when he grew up, but became nothing more than a wizard rat.

by Supersassystassi September 19, 2015

Rat Knuckle

Another word, for chode. Also can be used for camel toe.

I told him to take his pants off, but his dick was a rat knuckle.

by KamikaziChicken November 13, 2016

golf rat

An unemployed twink who spends all his time on the golf course in search if a sugar daddy.

Me: David, what have you been doing since you were laid off?
David: i’ve been spending my days at the country club checking out the studs.

Me: Oh David you’re such a golf rat.
David :Gotta pay the bills somehow!

by MrManmosa June 23, 2019

Rat slayer

One who slays rat.

I slay rat, therefore I am a rat slayer

by Rat king slayer July 27, 2019

Country rat

A person who's very country but lives in the city.

JAMIE your such a country rat

by Bri🐀-aka: Applesauce lord November 21, 2019

Rat Yoder

Sneakiest person you know. A mighty solid man. Loves to gang on that booty while other hoes is fiending. Once shit in a hat. Often seen riding on the back of a smurf. Frequently screams obscenities in the MOST appropriate times.

Ol Rat Yoder, he shit in that hat once.

by Ya Boys Podcast Spotify November 21, 2019

Wood rat

When you do hood rat things in the woods

Hey Gerry grab your Ak a shovel and some suds. We got some wood rat things to do.

by Brewhans April 26, 2019