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Matthew

Matthew is the best person you could ever know. With dirty blonde hair blueish greenish eyes he is sure to make you laugh and smile everyday. He is the best boyfriend ever and you will never forget him. He can tell when I’m about to cry or when I’m smiling just by my voice. I believe in love because of him. But don’t get on his bad side or you will feel upset like never before. All in all, Matthew is the reason I am still alive today.
Bro have you met my crush yet?
No who’s he?
HES my new favorite person
Omg is he a matthew?
YES
by A lil salty a lil sweet November 24, 2019
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Matthew drinkwater

Silly goofy obsequious submissive people that constantly talk bad about others. They love to rage when they don’t get their favorite guns in Fortnite. If you ever meet a Matthew Drinkwater I would recommend running away!
Who is that kid over there that’s frowning like a grumpy old man?
Oh must be a Matthew Drinkwater
by Oklahoma Super Fan #1 January 19, 2024
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Matthew Preston

Matthew is a guy that will treat you right you can always trust him and he will never let you go he gets along with everyone he meets even if doesn’t actually like you because he does not want to hurt anyone feelings he’s just the best person you will ever meet when he finds someone he will never want to let them go he gets really attached to that person so i must be lucky if you find one
Matthew preston’s are the best friends you can have
by stogo May 13, 2022
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Matthew

Epicc GAMER WHO pLAYS foRTNITE EVERY day
Matthew is very EpIc
by MattTheEPICCgAmEr69 October 30, 2019
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matthew aaron rogers

Musician and funny idiot, slightly less intelligent than his brother so needs to learn something stupid like learning the guitar. He is a well known piss head and funny guy most people refer to him as a teddy bear. The aaron is pronounced "air on". Has really fluffy hair!
"hey dude you look like a teddy but you are kinda looking more like a musical teddy"
"yeah i'm a matthew aaron rogers"
by Teddy Bear1994 November 4, 2013
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Thomas Matthew Crooks

A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.
Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"
by eurodancing July 13, 2024
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Matthew

Matthew is crazy sexual person, who loves get frisky he can be a little bit over the top but matthew tries to be

cool but fails in the process, and often flirts with anyone pretty lady ...
matthew is a little over the top, and flirts with random things like doors, walls , chairs, beds, mirrors and sometimes himself
by wifey 123 October 5, 2017
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