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gamer brah

A gamer brah is someone who plays exactly two types of video games: completely brain-dead shooters, and games with tons of tits. They almost always suck at both, but insist that their problems are not due to their terrible gaming skills, but are instead only because of the "fucking newbfags" they are playing with. They feed more kills than the rest of the team combined, and then tend to yell into the mic or post in all caps in chat, just to let everyone know that they're actually super good at games and it's the team's fault for losing. They also frequently post long rants online about all the successful people who are supposably ruining gaming, even though they're almost as fake as gamer girls.

Gamer brahs almost never have girlfriends. Most of the time, they got into gaming super late, and only because people online were saying it was cool.

If you ever hear someone online whining about how the MOBA champs don't have enough cleavage, or bitching about not being able to no scope in TF2, chances are that they're a gamer brah.
"Man, we had shitty-ass jungler that last game: 0-15-2, and he wouldn't shut up in all chat."
"What an ass. Probably only plays the game for the girl champs."
"Fucking gamer brahs."
by LizardWizard1 June 21, 2016
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gamer-like

gamer-like: to be cool in every possible way

verb;can used to as an excuse to hide something
person:wow that guy did a sick kickflip, he's pretty gamer-like

person:hey why you hacking into the south aribian mainframe

person:its gamer-like
by gamer_scrub33 February 20, 2022
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gamer

an epic human being with an unquellable desire to find out why the game hates him so much and keeps lagging making him die, which is 100% not a skill issue that would be UNTHINKABLE! Also a tip if you meet a league player avoid at all costs they will consume you with their horrid smell.
Sam: look at me im a gamer

everyone else in the room: fuck off!!
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gamer bub

HEY GAMER BUB! IMMA CLACK YOU STUPID FAT ASS HOE LOOKIN AH CONTROL!
by Shrew man January 20, 2020
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Gamer

a Gamer™ is someone who plays video games, and gets irrationally invested and heated over them, leading to gamer rage.

Women in video games wearing more than bikini? GAMER RAGE. Can't fuck Keanu Reeves til his breath gets taken away? GAMER RAGE. Someone has fun playing a game you think is awful? GAMER RAGE.
Joe: Damn, I've had fun playing Cyberpunk 2077 lately
Bob: CYBERPUNK 2077 IS AN UNFINISHED PIECE OF HOT GARBAGE, IT'S WORSE THAN BATTLEFRONT II AND NO MANS SKY COMBINED, YOU'RE JUST SUCKING CDPR'S CORPORATE DICK
Joe: lmao you're such a Gamer™
by aspenuwu January 8, 2021
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Gamer's Health Break

A kind of health break that all you do is play games. Note that this is really healthy.
I'm on a Gamer's Health Break.
by YourTypicallWordMaker October 28, 2020
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resting gamer face

that ugly ass face you make when you’re locked in on the game
(blank stare and mouth breathing)
bro jim’s got the resting gamer face, he must be locked in fr.
by unoriginalsins February 24, 2024
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