Scrambled family

The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.

We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!

by tbergman July 13, 2011

Family Diamond

A family tree that branches out and then back in to a common relative. Generally due to distant incest among relatives.

Your father's mother and mother's mother are the same person forming a Family Diamond instead of a family tree.

by JDUB187 June 22, 2011

Family Beating

When a family of 4 or more gather around and beat the living hell out of you relentlessly for about 30 min. After which they all high five eachother and get ice cream while the victim questions what the fuck just happened.

I overheard my mom and dad talking the other night. They said we were scheduled for another family beating. God I hope we go for Maurice. Nobody likes maurice.

by Mr.goose69 September 16, 2021

disfuctional family

a group of friends that everyone hates.
all the people in this family have different interests, but somehow became friends.

7sh time

did you see what one of the girls in disfuctional family did??
yea dude! thats the Michael Jackson fall!!

by idontwannabeyouanymore May 27, 2018

family kid

" Invented by Juggalo Youtube Personality ChildsPlayNinja (CPN)".
A term used in the Juggalo world used to describe Juggalos who are only into the scene for the "Family" aspect. Family Kids can be either kids or adults. Juggalos who try to pull the "Family" card every time they find themselves in a confrontation with other Juggalos. Family Kids will also attempt to guilt trip other Juggalos} using the "Family" card, in order to gain favors.

You are just a Family kid.

"Come on man, we're supposed to be Family". Get out of here Family Kid.

by ChildsPlayNinja April 18, 2017

Evil Bunneh Family

Evil Bunneh Familyare special players with their own special skills

by Anonymous September 7, 2003