August 18

National love on and kiss Chloe day

On August 18 You kiss and love in your girl Chloe ❤️

by Cheeks84 August 16, 2024

august 17

national show your girlfriend or boyfriend dick day

Hey honey its august 17 show me your dick

by vampirei August 16, 2024

August 24th

A f*ggot manmoder with conetits was excreted on this day. His mother (a cis hon) is soooo proud.

August 24th, isn’t that the day our weird hoodie wielding friend with the pale shiny skin was shat into existence ?

by manmoderrights August 16, 2024

August 19th

The biggest, baddest, most talented group is making a comeback with the title track of Don't Worry, Be Happy. Make sure to stream!

You might be stressed now, but don't worry; be happy. - August 19th

by stormrain August 16, 2024

August

The Absolute G.O.A.T.

August is actually better than tom brady

by Augoose12 January 31, 2023

august 25

break into houses day!
It is legal on this day to break into anyone's house and do whatever

august 25

by epiccman February 2, 2023

august

the best girlfriend ever. so hot, pretty, and so kind. literally the best and she deserves the world. 🫶

me: hi august! :D
her: hi darling :)
me: i love you so much 🥰
her: i love you more 😘

by astro <3 February 15, 2023