going friending

the process of sending out multiple friend requests in a short time period, typically using one friends list as a treasure trove. This is usually done at night on facebook, using the network page or a popular friend as a jumping off point for multiple requests to many people that you might/might not know.

"How did you get that hot girl on ur friends list?" -Jim
"I go friending all the time using the school network" -bob
"Awesome, maybe I should sit at home and annoy people i barely know too!"-Jim

"I met all these girls by going friending in my spare time"

by Tony. 305. January 2, 2009

Fake Friend

You think you can count on them, but they will disappoint you not 1 nor 2 nor 3 times but until you realise you're being tricked by them.

"You know Maria? She's a fake friend. She used me and now she's sorry, because she needs me again."

by It’s Lina; March 14, 2020

Friend-zoned

: Joe, sorry it’s over.

“You are Friend-zoned Joseph, thanks.”

by Omgilovecock April 15, 2020

Anti friend

Basically your enemy, someone who you can’t tolerate. You’d rather be alone than hang out with them.

Devin: Kevin is mean, narcissistic, and a liar. I don’t understand how he has friends at all, he’s my anti friend.

by nutella137 September 7, 2020

Friend-lust

A term that is supposed to mean that you have a very strong desire to be friends but someone but can come off as creepily sexual and overly forceful

Tolu: Shryans was going to talk to me but I mentioned my friend-lust for him and he got scared

by rachelsennotstits September 15, 2017

pony-friend

A someone whose your friend and "rides the pony" aka actively engages in sex with you. With mutual consent and you highly respect each other. Between not dating and friends with benefits.

No we are not dating, we are pony-friends.

by Pictureman February 13, 2015

Head Friends

Demons. In your head. They never leave, you can’t outrun them. Therefore you will never escape. Your trapped. Forever encumbered, feeling like you have personal debt. Seek help, or do what I do. Befriend them. JabbaSY ...

The head friends talk to me all the time. They tell me it’s all going to be okay. I trust them.

by JabbaSY June 29, 2020