Weepy Jerk

1. Noun. When, overcome with sadness, depression, or despair, you jerk off to feel even marginally better.
2. Noun. A masturbatory session that happens to coincide with a sad or depressive episode. Tears may be used as lubricant.

3. Verb. Engaging in definitions 1 or 2.
4. Noun. Someone who's usually an asshole, who happens to be crying at the moment.

1. Overcome with sadness, Noah decided to have a weepy jerk, resulting in his problems not seeming quite so bad after all.
2. While on a marathon jerk session, Thomas recalled a sad moment from his formative years, turning his proud gank into a weepy jerk.

3. Heath weepily jerked for hours, hoping for some change in his mood.

4. -Aw, Eli's crying! -Who gives a shit?! Fuck that weepy jerk!

by Kabouter0 October 31, 2021

Weekeong

Weekeong is someone who’s very loyal, amazing friend, he’s always gonna be there for you , he’s quiet, antisocial and very respectful. He’s very smart and very funny

is a gamer.

Weekeong is inlove with his girlfriend.
Weekeong played alot today !

by lovemesomuchlol November 21, 2021

Weekeong

The best person in the world. They care about their girlfriend so so much. Weekeong can sometimes be lazy.They are too cute to be true and too handsome.They’d do anything for their girl.Weekeong tend to be also loyal to their friends even when they stop talking.

is a gamer.

Is that Weekeong?

Wow he’s super cute with his girlfriend.

by lovemesomuchlol November 21, 2021

Weekend Win

When you spend time on the weekend with quality people in your industry. Enjoying life.

I learned so much from going surfing with two of the Program Managers at Pacific Triangle. Their go-to-market strategy is incredibly unique in the industry. It was a Weekend Win for sure!

by Signor Ian November 21, 2021

Weekiat

Weekiat is a kind, helpful person. He would help someone but will not expect anything in return. He will help in every opportunity he has and will feel great about it. He has a life figure and handsome face. But sometimes he is hard to deal with and has anger issues. If he is heartbroken, he does not show that he is, but he smiles to make it. Hs is a man, not easy to find. If woman get to marry a "weekiat" they are lucky as "weekiat"s think of their girlfriend/wife as queens

Oh yes i saw Weekiat helped an old lady walk across the street that is why he was late for work today.

by Sonas Lim November 21, 2021

weeklationship

A relationship that lasts a week. Playing into the double-meaning of the word "week/weak."

That relationship only lasted a week. That was a weeklationship. Not only because it lasted a week but it was a weak effort.

by MBoucher1 November 22, 2021

Weeby

Weeby is a name for a man that nobody really understands. He is a man of many mysteries. He fools the public by speaking a language he developed himself. A language no else can understand. Only a select few who have known Weeby can understand these words that spill out of his mouth. Weeby is not your ordinary man and he never will be, to the world he truly is nonpareil fool but do not be fooled for he really is the genius amongst us.

He must be a man from the clan of weeby.

Weeby, that man is a genius!

by SoothsayinSince07 November 23, 2021