Bob's ur uncle

Apparently a slang for "surprise" used by the British said by Americans

Person 1: Bob's ur uncle m*therf*cker

by Bobsmyuncletoo May 5, 2022

uncle pricky

A chubby chaser.....

"Damn, old boy is hammered and about to pull an uncle pricky on the kool aid lady."
"Uncle pricky?"
"You know, hes about to mow a really big lawn"............

by Good Ole Tainty November 22, 2011

Uncle ted

The sexiest man alive, sometimes this extreamly sexy man will try to get into the shower with you. But dont worry. He only will molest you without consent. If you give him consent he will not intrested.

Not kenzie: who is that really sexyyy mannnn
Not teagan: its that sexy uncle ted guy

by Keagantenzie January 7, 2020

freindly uncle

an uncle that seems nice but fucks you instead

i need to escape from my freindly uncle

by daddys yeeter June 11, 2018

Uncle tesco

Male equivalent to aunt flo. Visits post puberty males monthly, symptoms include abdominal cramps, bloating, mood swings (especially anger) , and fatigue.

I think he's in his time of the month. Uncle tesco is visiting him.

by Bildad the shuite April 29, 2025

Uncle Tony

A derogatory term for a member of the LGBTQ (usually a gay man) who is considered to be subservient to heterosexuals implying that they ate sellouts to their own people. The LGBTQ equivalent of an Uncle Tom in Black community. This term is inspired by ultra-MAGA comedian Tony Hitchcliffe.

Hey did you hear Bruce is in favor of the Supreme Court making same sex marriage a state's decision not a federal one protected by the constitution?

For real why I thought he was openly gay?

Yeah true, but apparently he's a real UNCLE TONY.

by 69HARAMBE69 March 6, 2025

first co-cousin-uncle-in-law

The son-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019