purple headed microphone

The purple headed microphone is another name for the penis.

A girl will sing down the purple headed microphone when engaging in car park karaoke. This is an outdoor blowjob.

by Paul Daley May 15, 2008

purple monkey dishwasher

A nonsense phrase seen widely in an early Simpson's episode. Added at the end of a Chinese whisper, ironically, as there are few if any phrases which can be mistaken for "purple monkey dishwasher". For this reason, it is sometimes used to check if communications are working properly, instead of ie. "testing" "mic check" "test test 1 2 3 check" and/or "syphilis".

"Say purple monkey dishwasher, if you can hear this."

by Overheal June 7, 2009

purple rain

Having sex in your own vomit; or someone else's vomit. It doesn't really matter.

I purple rained with this chick the other night, and it was swell. I just hope she washed her hair.

by Mister Bob May 17, 2007

Purple Polar Bear

When you're fucking a chick doggystyle, she reaches back and tickles your balls.

Dude, this weekend, me and my chick were just fuckin, but then she pulled the ol' Purple Polar Bear on my ass and it was extreme!

by jjjjjj848 April 17, 2010

Purple hair day

12 of June

Purple hair day is the best day of the year

by Glichtrap October 8, 2020

purple bean bag

It’s just a purple bean bag

Look at that purple bean bag

by JallieBoii March 29, 2022

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

A dishwasher made by the world famous 'Purple Monkey' brand. Comes with one year garantee.

"That dishwasher is l33t"
"I know, it's Purple Monkey"

by fire extinguisher November 1, 2004