Bored texting

Like its brother 'drunk texting', bored texting is the acting of texting someone in an usual manner when bored.

Bored Guy: *bored texting someone* Hey, are you a HFF?
Someone: *resonds* WTF?
Bored Guy: *giggles to himself* He's so a High Functioning Fuckard

by Macky_g June 4, 2014

SARcAsTIC tExT

When You ArE MoCKIng somEonE oR soMEThiNg And a FoRM of PrEssiNG SHifT A lot Of TIMEs

"i DON'T DRInk or eat ANYTHIng"

No I don't and 'nice using SARcAsTIC tExT'

by Accordingtoallknownlawsofmemes March 18, 2020

Texting

Before your officially going out with a person where you being flirty but not official

Tara:Guess what?
Kazo:What
Tara:Me and Callum are texting

Kazo:Oh my god wtf

by Crazy bitch 7893 July 24, 2019

text drive

The urge or compulsion to text, tweet, or comment. Analogous to sex drive, varying enormously from one person to another, and depending on circumstances at a particular time.

She asked me to follow her back on Twitter, but I explained it would be unsatisfying because we had different text drives; I was more of a few times a week type and she was more of a several times a day type.

by Callaman June 11, 2011

text cuck

when you text something semi important/ needs responses in the group chat and your boy doesnt let it breathe for everyone to see.. instead he sends some dumb unrelated shit opening your text up to the chance of burial.

i was trying to get a head count for a super bowl block pool and kg text cucked the fuck outta me with his carson wentz bullshit.

by cucklife33 February 7, 2021

Texting orgy

When multiple people are texting each other to the point it gets confusing as to who said what and when.

We were texting with a bunch of people and lost complete understanding what was going on. Big Dave said looks like we have ourselves a texting orgy.

by LuckyFairlane1 August 30, 2013

Double Texting Subjects

When someone sends you a text message, changing the subject, before you have the chance to reply to the previous one. By the time you reply to both, your conversation is now more than one topic. It's like talking to 3 or more people, but it's really only one.

"I'm getting a headache from double texting subjects. I can't text to my daughter about one thing at a time. Before I know it, she's texting about 5 different things and it's difficult to keep up with what we're talking about".

by M.C. Jarina May 31, 2015