Accent Candy

When someone speaks in a mastered fake accent, and asks people “Can you guess where I’m from?”, and enjoys it when people can’t. That’s them eating the Accent Candy.

He spoke in a perfect British accent and asked, “Guess where I’m from?” When everyone guessed wrong, he smiled—eating the Accent Candy.

by miwsyed September 5, 2025

Candies

Pieces of sweet food you eat

Candies nuts fit in your mouth?

by mkdczld July 6, 2022

Halloween candy

Something you can get if you go into the pedophiles basement on the amazing holiday we call hallo motherfuckin ween!

Want some Halloween candy? Your cute, you should take off your shirt!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

candy

When a male goes inside a female body.

Noah was caught candying Audrey.

by anonymous May 18, 2022

Circumcised candy cane

A candy cane without its wrapper

I would like to eat a circumcised candy cane so I do not get plastic in my mouth.

by Cheeseitgang January 4, 2021

candy cane

dick like a candy cane

dick like a candy cane

by mjmnjn December 27, 2022

Candy Corn of Questionable Origin

When you give your friend some candy corn but they did not see the bag/box it came from. Which often times results in confusion for the receiving party.

"Hey Richard! Want some Candy corn?" "I don't know, that seems to be candy corn of questionable origin".

by bombdoorsopen October 24, 2023