Butt Police

Similar to terms like Mr Tickle fingers or the Knee-grab Crab, being "the butt police" involves running after other people making a 'whoo-whoo' siren-like noise and holding grabbing hands out in front of you giving the impression you are going to grab a person by the rear end.

The term was coined by Detective Butt Sergeant Paul MacMillan of Preston, England who regularly makes attempts to arrest his small children resulting in screams, giggles and avoiding capture.
"Oh-oh, you better watch out or the butt police will catch you.... WHOO-OO-OO-OO!!"
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butt selfie

Like a common 'selfie', except that it is a picture of one's anus, as opposed to face.
George sent me a butt selfie last night, he has such a remarkable anus.
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marshmallow butt

The soft, round puffiness of a person's behind.
Donnie Wahlberg's marshmallow butt looks so soft and squeezable.
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Butt Spittle

The liquid that comes out of your ass when you dry-ish fart. Like ass saliva or buttcrack sweat.
When you take a slo-mo video of you farting, don't get any butt spittle on my phone!
by Jean Jumps June 22, 2016
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Butt Button

butthole, anus or brown star
antonym: belly button
You know she's a real slut when she'll let you poke her in the butt button on the first date.
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Butt locker

A male or female whose butthole is like a succubus. It locks the souls of the penises that penetrate it.
That guy from grinder was a total butt locker
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Butt Wookie

When you have consumed a food or beverage that doesn't agree with you and your intestines begin make sounds that resemble Chewbacca.
"Every time i eat cabbage, I end up with a Butt Wookie within a hour".
by Stpaul83 July 17, 2017
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