monkey attack

Being attacked by a simian female that wants to mate. She accomplishes this through the use of a technique known as the monkey mount, where she straddles her intended victim. She then forcibly takes the banana.

I was sitting on my couch when the monkey attacked me.

by Larzee April 4, 2011

Crack attack

A slow & chill but meaningful rapper

Persone 1: what type of music do you listen to?

Persone 2: r&b & crack attack

by Not today June 10, 2018

Ron Attack

A girl, usually a girlfriend, who goes by the name Bee that miss her nigga who partial name is Ron.

When Ron left for work Bee had a Ron Attack.

by bee4real March 31, 2022

Mus Attack

When someone is skitzing it too hard.

"Oi Keyo did you see sois, he's hving a mus attack"

by Rzsty May 24, 2023

Tittie attack

When your best friend or girlfriend/significant other grabs both of your titties violently.

Nicole gives me a daily Tittie attack. I like it.

by HADESstepONme January 1, 2022

duck attack

When you get attacked by a duck

Aww hart hats a cute duck ima pet it AHH SHIT IT POKED MY EYE OUT NO IT WAS A DUCK ATTACK SHIT

by Jaydenislel March 10, 2021

Factical Attack

Using a tactical bombardment of facts to win an argument

The factical attack by Fox news destroyed the democratic pundits

by dkintrepid June 13, 2017