My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me about how he got The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the shine off a Cadillac.
by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024

People named Jude Smith ugly failures that make peoples day worse by existing and have a microscopic dick.
by TheTruthAndOnlyTheTruth100% December 10, 2022

by zooooooooooooo February 28, 2017

The guy who slapped Chris Rock after getting an Oscar after years and years of acting this Will Smith guy won't be remembered getting the Oscar instead he shall be remembered as the man who slapped Chris Rock.
by canned kfc mashed potatoes March 29, 2022

Someone who just spews 'jargen' at any given moment to ascend what he thinks is the social ladder but its actually just the degenerate ladder.
Potentially you may be idling and start to think of some random words you can construe in a completely unreasonable way and apply it to a scenario which does not relate or warrant them at all and then you start to change the words and formulate a story with characters that rhyme or half rhyme with your new words and then just go down the verbal-mental rabbit hole.
Potentially you may be idling and start to think of some random words you can construe in a completely unreasonable way and apply it to a scenario which does not relate or warrant them at all and then you start to change the words and formulate a story with characters that rhyme or half rhyme with your new words and then just go down the verbal-mental rabbit hole.
Person 1: "Major maggot brains healthy kids meals"
*development*
Person 2: "Majoris maggot brans healthy school meals"
*development*
Person 1 *while laughing*: "you're such a jargen-smith"
*development*
Person 2: "Majoris maggot brans healthy school meals"
*development*
Person 1 *while laughing*: "you're such a jargen-smith"
by Jargenite2000 May 23, 2019

A School for all of the rich white kids whose dads tickle their assholes with all the privilege in the world. Believe it or not, they are actually good at something such as (Spending thousands of dollars on cars, Calling the police on anyone that's not white, Being entitled brats). But they are also not good at things like (Any form of physical activities, Being a good person, and having a personality).
Person 1: Hey new kid. Welcome to New Man Smith. How rich is your family
Person 2: Not very. We are going through a rough patch
Person 1: Get out
Person 2: Not very. We are going through a rough patch
Person 1: Get out
by Wyvrv January 21, 2022
