National Nigger Day

December 29th is not just a regular day, it’s a special day. Today we celebrate the life of a special Nigger that’s graced this earth. This Nigger takes care of his friends, family, colleagues, and even fellow Niggers. He’s done so much for the community of niggers Joe Biden decided to make this a federal holiday! Tell everyone you know about this special Nigger!

Happy National Nigger day! Gift a nigger if you can!

by weed29886 December 29, 2023

Day 1 Assembly

The assembly where people suffer less and can actually sit down, still have to clap AS HARD AS Day 4 assembly though.

Day 1 assembly? NOT AGAIN

by THE_GUY_WITH_A🍆 December 29, 2023

National shaya day

December 29th is national shaya day where we all come together in celebration of shaya in all her shayaness no matter how socially unfortunate and potentially homoerotic her shaya-ways may be

“Hey guys it’s national shaya day!” “Hey guys, what’s are we doing for national shaya day??”

by Iwishobamawasmyrealdad December 29, 2023

National ECE visibility day

December 30th is national ECE (ear canal eczema) day.
On this day, at exactly 2:32 pm (ADT), everyone must scratch their left ear, to commemorate people who suffer from ECE

Chloe: yo we have to scratch our ear soon, its 2pm
Khalia: why?
Chloe: dude, its national ECE visibility day, you gotta scratch for Laura
Khalia: oh yeah

by cocomelon55 December 29, 2023

December 30th National boobie pic day

Make your gf send you a boobie pic on December 30th

You have to send me a boobie pic bc its December 30th National boobie pic day

by notmanderin December 29, 2023

National Send Buldge Pic Day

On December 31st, send a picture of your bukdge to you lover.

Lover: “Hey bae, its December 31st, you know what that means”

Man: “Its National Send Buldge Pic Day isn’t it?”

Lover: “Sure is, go ahead and send it now!”

by Jeromey romey rome December 30, 2023

Bruno day

Taking a day off from it all.

Also known by "The Lazy Song"

Today, I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear I'm not doing anything.

Bruno day

by WV Grammie December 30, 2023