Grimace Day

April 2nd is Grimace Day.
Grimace goes to houses around the world and delivers plums like the Easter Bunny!
You must leave him 3 rusty wrenches, 2 silver spoons, and 1 Samoan baby in a bucket under your kitchen sink for him to deliver your plummy gift!

However, if you’ve been a bad little grimmy, you’ll receive SALTY plums in your stocking..

“I can’t wait for Grimace Day!”
“What are you getting for Grimace Day? I’m hoping for some plums!”

by sugarplumfaiiry December 28, 2023

National Ass pic Day

December 29th is National Ass pic day. Send an ass pic to your boyfriend or a chosen friend.

-It's national ass pic day, uk what to do!
-📸

by Flosey December 29, 2023

National send an Ass pic Day

December 29th is National
send an Ass pic Day. Send an ass pic to a chosen friend.

-It's National send an Ass pic Day! uk what to do!
-📸

by Flosey December 29, 2023

National Nigger Day

December 29th is not just a regular day, it’s a special day. Today we celebrate the life of a special Nigger that’s graced this earth. This Nigger takes care of his friends, family, colleagues, and even fellow Niggers. He’s done so much for the community of niggers Joe Biden decided to make this a federal holiday! Tell everyone you know about this special Nigger!

Happy National Nigger day! Gift a nigger if you can!

by weed29886 December 29, 2023

Day 1 Assembly

The assembly where people suffer less and can actually sit down, still have to clap AS HARD AS Day 4 assembly though.

Day 1 assembly? NOT AGAIN

by THE_GUY_WITH_A🍆 December 29, 2023

National shaya day

December 29th is national shaya day where we all come together in celebration of shaya in all her shayaness no matter how socially unfortunate and potentially homoerotic her shaya-ways may be

“Hey guys it’s national shaya day!” “Hey guys, what’s are we doing for national shaya day??”

by Iwishobamawasmyrealdad December 29, 2023

National ECE visibility day

December 30th is national ECE (ear canal eczema) day.
On this day, at exactly 2:32 pm (ADT), everyone must scratch their left ear, to commemorate people who suffer from ECE

Chloe: yo we have to scratch our ear soon, its 2pm
Khalia: why?
Chloe: dude, its national ECE visibility day, you gotta scratch for Laura
Khalia: oh yeah

by cocomelon55 December 29, 2023