why me not you

A phrase people use when they don't like that they have to do something and not someone else.

I have jury duty? why me not you?

by realwordmaker24 December 1, 2018

Season you

To season someone means to pepper spray them since pepper is a type of seasoning

Person: Don't mess with me or I'm gonna season your eyes.
Bully: Don't be a wimp. Fight me if you dare.
Person: * proceeds to pepper spray the bully's eyes*

by @gigachad December 16, 2022

I Love You but Fuck You

A feeling that comes to fruition after being involved in a relationship that holds you up or mistreats you in one way or another.

Be it toxic behavior, mismatching personalities, or for another example, someone might say "I love you but fuck you" if they feel deeply attached to their partner but are frustrated by a repeating pattern of broken promises or actions that hurt the relationship.

Man, I don't even know what I want anymore. I just want her to be happy.

Sometimes, I just wanna say .. "I Love You but Fuck You".

by DeltaKT January 4, 2024

Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Having your ear pierced while you are a male piece of human is often an act considered as claiming your homosexuality.

Person #1: Hi
Person #2: Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Person #1: Oh god

by tunasaladwithpinchofsalt July 28, 2017

Do you like my groovy moves?

a question asking if you like my groovy moves

hey "A" do you like my groovy moves?

by Wrikles November 18, 2022

You

Do you overthink?
I often wonder…
In case you don’t…
I do for you…
Write? You know I do…
I just don’t know where they have gone to…

The love?
Of course I see…
Feel?
Is this a way I can get into your arms:)?
Just kidding… not really, but you know I do!!!!

The touches exchanged

But beyond that…
I feel it in my heart…
Like a beautiful waterfall…
Of love coming from my heart…
Not the best analogy….
This feeling I can’t explain …

It is YOU!!!!
Who makes my water flow…
Love for you…
I want to show!!!!
Together I want to grow❤️❤️❤️❤️

Praying and thankful to above…
I am blessed with this love….
For you!!!!
One day…
For this I will always pray….

Always know I LOVE YOU!!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 October 15, 2024

Are you ready to burn some cotton?

Are you ready to get things done fast. Referencing how fast "Negro slaves" worked in cotton fields. So fast that they would cause enough friction to create a combustion of the cotton.

hey guys! Are you ready to burn some cotton?

by Bert Retain February 20, 2013