The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.
Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'
by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019
Get the Shit Shave Shingle Painmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Shit Less Shit More Shit Less<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Rx7.fan22 February 21, 2023
Get the Shitmug. 
Lame af
by richprincess February 13, 2020
Get the Why y’all never let people publish shit?mug. by Penelopeee Johnson May 1, 2025
Get the shit-n-spinmug. The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.
Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
by squat2shit October 28, 2011
Get the Shit Pitymug.