how to be depressed

Ask out your crush. Her answer will either make you depressed or happy!

"Hey, i like you!" you say.
"Everyone hates you, just go away." She replies
You cry and become depressed.
This is how to be depressed.

by fashionable gamer June 18, 2021

Depression

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ME ME ME DEPRESSION

by chlorine2948 June 18, 2021

Depression Attack

Basically like a heart attack but it's depression

KP has depression attack

by dezika June 29, 2021

After Party Depression

The way you feel on any day except for the weekends.

After Party Depression can be defined as: I feel so shit on mondays.

by Emlimy July 4, 2021

post race depression

The feeling after watching a Formula 1 or similar race

“Hey Lisa, did you watch the race?”

“Yes, I am sad now, I have post race depression,”

by Driver666 August 8, 2022

Depressed

When your in the dark and hear, help, or see you and every time you try to find the light...you get hurt in every way and your heart start breaking because you gave your heart to the people who hurt you the fucking most.

You just want to set yourself free from this living hell but you can't do it...something holds you back from that.

And as you and me are like this...all we can do is listen you music in our beds until it's over or at least it's a little better, it could take some hours or a lifetime... mabey it's for the best for now...

Short version definition "Depressed"
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People won't give a sh¡t how you feel, keep your heart safe...

by 8R0K3NL0V3R August 10, 2022

post-ending depression

A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.

The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a good book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.

Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.

Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*

by Johnny Silverdick August 17, 2022