david shang

a fuckin wang wang. who is asian is good at math and wears glasses

wow ur such a david shang

by meowue March 4, 2020

david hasslehossome

something as cool as david hasslehoff

dude that car is david hasslehossome

by servant of the boognish November 30, 2009

david and brandon

Really close brothers who have been threw the most and will never change on eachother

David:sup bro
Brandon:lets set her out bro
David:ok man

David and brandon

by David and brandon September 15, 2016

David Zambrano

a hoe, slut, mostly fat, very fat

hey David Zambrano why are u fat

cause im David Zambrano nigga

by jdjeoeiwksoaaowsi August 21, 2020

David Christensen

The antichrist who has returned in the form of a great panda.

You were just smitten by David Christensen!!!!!!

by Salansar October 19, 2008

David Rhombus

The best fucking person to exist? Like BRUH. HOW IS HIS ART SO COOL? He's tall as hell though, but that just means he can pick me up n shit like a tiny little baby.

"David Rhombus? Yeah, he's my père. Sexy ass art ammrite."

by k.kat.ung August 1, 2020

Doing a David

When you leave you microphone muted and continue to talk without realising in the party chat

"unmutes mic" I was muted!
Friends: Were you doing a David?

by MrDiddles June 22, 2021