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Face book

while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.
I surprised my new girlfriend with a face book shower last night, and man was she angry.
by Theoriginalbugsy December 28, 2020
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Urban Phone Book

noun; What people think Urban Dictionary is. They always put entries for names and not for other things, which is where the "phone book" thing comes to play.
Alice: Gawd, I hate all of these people thinking Urban Dictionary is somehow Urban Phone book.
by Kugeln March 18, 2019
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Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books
Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Bookss
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Booked

to let others know they have to schedule time to spend with you , because you are a very busy individual on a tight schedule !
Can I see you tonight?
Oh no sweetie, I’m booked ! Let’s try to hang out next week after 2pm, deal? Perfect!
by Purestuntiiin November 9, 2018
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Frontin’ on the book

To lie in front of the company of others.
He said he own a bunch of cars, man he frontin’ on the book
by Yungmula123 January 24, 2025
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The Book Worm

To cut a hole through a book with large girth, then insert your penis into it and go to town.
Yesterday I went to the library and saw two guys doing The Book Worm.
by The T.V Dinner May 20, 2015
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Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.
204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!
by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021
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