bean boat

A bean boat is a person that creates problems for themselves and others by simply attempting to do the things that they've been asked to do.

Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.

"I asked him to paint the door but somehow he managed to break the door , sprain his wrist AND fuck the carpet all at once, fucking bean boat."

by wurdyburdyhurdygurdy July 17, 2018

missouri beans

When one is caught in the act of using a ladle to apply baked beans into ones ass and proceed to push them out through either a fart or a shart.

Damn bro I didnt know you liked to apply your beans Missouri style.
Missouri Beans - Beans being shit out ones ass after being applied

by beanyboi July 30, 2018

yard beans

A Mexican (or any Latino immigrant) hired to do yard work. May or may not be approved by our great President, Donald Trump.

"Wow, those yard beans did a really good job on our lawn! Hope they didn't steal anything on the way out."

by J.B. America August 24, 2018

cool beans

something that is SO cool it is completely awesome!

Your shirt looks cool beans!

by KWEENISCOOLBEANS January 31, 2019

Sex beans

Referring to testes, balls, testicles, nuts etc...

Mother: Do you know where your testes are?
Son: Oh, you mean my sex beans?

by Spiffy216 May 30, 2018

Bean Wrap

Not a thing. A bean wrap is a burrito.

After the brain damage, he thought that beans, cheese, rice and salsa wrapped in a tortilla and warmed up was a bean wrap.

by Burrito Cultural Society August 11, 2022

You are a Bean

A cute animal

Scout, you are a bean, a sweet bean.

by Foxhole24 September 3, 2022