dylan

Dylan is really kind, thoughtful and has a massive raging veiny personality.

he also has glasses the speccy fuck

he bangs mr.bozko on the daily with his massive veiny personality

he also likes Oscarsdog cause its pretty
hey look theres Dylan giving his dad a prostate examination
by OZZYBOYAWESOME October 12, 2018
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Dylan, also known as the Blood Angel God. Dylan is the type of guy who will provide care for you whenever needed. Feeling troubled? Dylans there to talk. Even if he's not aware of the situation you will still receive his best feedback and have him listen all in. Dylan can be a passionate person when it comes to hobbies. Normally, whenever he finds something, he sticks to it and never lets go. He loves to chat about his hobbies whenever he gets the chance to do so.

"The most chillest fucking guy you'll ever get to meet." - PigeonsThinkIamGod

"Dylan is a piece of gods work." - PigeonsThinkIamGod
"You're crazy, Im crazy, we're Dylanazy."

"Hey, have you heard of Dylan? I heard he sleeps a lot. One day... Im sure he'll be a superstar, Sleeping King of the Day."

"When I saw Dylan I broke my kneecaps, I couldn't believe what I had run into. He changed my life..."
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Some kid who thinks they are the goat but in reality they are the equivalent to a dumpster. They tend to speak of the smoke but in reality provide none. Spends 100s of dollars on a trash game that nobody plays and also builds houses from his own bricks
My friend Dylan went 0-24 from 3 last night
by Dwight Howard December 12, 2018
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hot. bug. sexy. everything you want in a man. his temper, short. his shorts, shorter. metalica yes please. semen? hes craving it. This is the man you want to be in your car to test how well the suspension works.
me: I'm really struggling to test how much semen I can take
you: sounds like you need a dylan in your life
by ThatManThing September 18, 2021
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dylan is malasias man
don’t touch dylan that’s malasias man”
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Yesterday Dylan
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Heard he likes to watch those cartoons with the squids.
Yo that Dylan is so cute.
by Cock grabber 73 June 25, 2022
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