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smoking the turkey

when you stick ciggerettes up someones butt
by dave May 13, 2005
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Tonkey

a fat pastey white boy who wears shirts to tight and has an afro-puff OR goes by the name of will Jackson..cause he is a stupid faggot...
Me: Hey look its tonkey!
Nique: Lets throw sticks at him!
Kyle: no fuck that damnit lets throw rocks!
Nique and me: Ok!
by The Idiot Savant April 27, 2004
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Turkey Faced

adj. Slang
Painfully overfull from eating open-faced "Turkey Face" sandwiches the day after Thanksgiving Day, made with a slice of bread covered with leftovers including mashed potatoes, turkey, stuffing and gravy.
He's not drunk, he's turkey faced!

If I have one more bite of the Thanksgiving leftovers, I will be turkey faced.
by GrandDad November 24, 2009
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turkey feind

A person or persons who make a living stealing turkeys and selling them on the black market.
That guy looks a bit shady, don't you think? Yeah, biggest turkey feind.
by brayden95 February 26, 2011
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turkey butter

by EXPODING THEIF May 17, 2017
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turkey

Think of a country.
A man aged 82 is going to the health facility to print a drug for his wife.
the doctor says he can not write the medicine without seeing the patient.
The 82-year-old man is showing the doctor that he should be given home care services.
The 82-year-old man discussing with the doctor.
The doctor is calling the police to the health facility.
The two policemen who come to the health facility are putting pepper gas on the man at the age of 82 and wearing handcuffs.
The 82-year-old man is having a heart attack at the scene and loses his life in the hospital where he is taken by the police.
turkey is A country that has no respect for human life.
by kiyametin büyük alameti July 28, 2018
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Frozen Turkey

n: The name given to a set of freshly shaved balls which, with the exposed follicles on the scrotum, resemble the skin on a frozen store-bought turkey.
His frozen turkey felt smooth as he brushed it gently across the girl's nose.
by jagger27 February 7, 2012
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