first weeb problems

Like first world problems but..... For weebs

When you really want to tell all your friends about what happened in your favorite anime, but none of them watch it. First Weeb Problems

by NebuLositY99 July 2, 2019

First Down

10 yards of toilet paper needed to wipe your ass after a very messy bowel movement.

After an hour of constant diarrhea and ass wiping, he made a first down in the bathroom.

by Paulkout May 14, 2024

Karuna "Angie" Thurman: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Karuna "Angie" Thurman: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

The numerical back smack: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The numerical back smack: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Hodges "Cammie" Macomber: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

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Person 343: Hodges "Cammie" Macomber: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

by Kmtod June 17, 2023

First

Something people say on a video even if they aren't actually the first.

Guy 1: Lmao im first!
Guy 2:No i am!
Guy 3:I WAS HERE BEFORE ALL OF YOU SHITFARTS!
Guy 4:oh hey guys

by Junderlel December 26, 2020