noob

noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.

by Sexydimma April 18, 2012

noob

Mathew

Mathew ur a noob looool

by eppiiiccc gammerr September 12, 2019

Noob

Complete asshole

Noob: Owns every video game ever
Gamer: Only plays games he's elite at

by BOSS GRIEFER90 May 26, 2017

Lol xD Noob

A way to describe a inexperienced player.

A way to laugh at a inexperienced player

Person 1: I just destroyed this noob.
Person 2: Haha Lol xD Noob, he must be so bad.

by ShElnes March 3, 2021

Jiffy Noob

The youngest and most inexperienced worker at Jiffy Lube.

Jiffy Noob: Your coolant is bad, I will replace it for $99
Marta: No thanks.

Jiffy Noob: Actually, half the coolant is gone. When I checked it, I forgot it’s under pressure and it is now coating the shop floor.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

noob

The non-binary/enby term for boob. (see also, moob)

That's a nice noob you got there, can I see the other?

They've got some good noobs.

by GoddessOfHappiness September 28, 2021

Noob

Noob- Noun: Acting stupid, not doing a smart thing, being wierd or nerdish.

Noober- Noun: Step up from the word Noob. Acting extremely stupid, and emotional.

Noob- You Noob!

Noober- Your a Noober!

by Ms. Smarts April 7, 2011