Jacob

He has about as many chromosomes as he has had contact with femails. If you hear "your so pretty" watch out as a Jacob is about. Key weakness if being hissed at with the word simp.

Is that a Jacob! Run now before it's too late

by Mkyfyijgf June 15, 2022

Jacob Soreclitorus

An insulting (but hilarious) nickname for the teen Musical.ly star Jacob Sartorius.

Dudebro: Omg look at this video of Jacob Soreclitorus; he's so cringey.
Another Dudebro: Leave him alone, man; he's like 15 and cringe/cringe culture is dead anyway.

by Edgy and Extra April 14, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is very silent around strangers, but around friends, he is very crazy and definitely fun. Jacob is very funny and loves to laugh. He is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, and if you do have a Jacob in your life you are very lucky!! If you ever date a Jacob don’t mess it up because you will seriously regret it. If he likes you, you won't even know it. So keep an eye open! He is athletic and likes to move around a lot. Jacob is tall usually with dark hair. He walks very fast unless he’s with someone else. He is such a sweet, caring, gentle, fun-loving, gentleman. There’s almost no words to describe how perfect he is. He is so adorable! His smile could brighten anyone’s day. Jacob is very strong and loves to do dangerous activities for fun and gets all the girls...and guys >:(

Person 1: Look there's Jacob!
Person 2: Look at him go!

by skarletxang3964 November 23, 2021

Jacob Caban

(Jay-cup-b, cuh-bahn): this person makes a great friend and is always down to hang. He’s a bit on the shorter side and prone to injuries but that will never stop him from fishing, or talking about fishing.

Oh, yeah I know Jacob Caban, he’s kinda cool.

by GAC Daddy August 9, 2023

Jacob Dinkelman

A total asshole who jerks off to gay Asian porn because it reminds them of their small chode.

That dick is such a Jacob Dinkelman.

by JacobDinkelmanSucksAss November 3, 2016

Jacob

someone who likes eating grass

jacob likes grass, he’s basically grass

by urai laika April 23, 2020

Jacob

A really nice guy if you are nice to him. Is often hyper and made fun of by his teachers and classmates. He is selfless and would go to great lengths to help others. He treats his friends like royalty and is pretty down to earth. Loves playing video games and being active. Doesn't have very many friends. Not always cute at first sight. Is very comical and will make people laugh, even if it at him because he wants everyone to have a good time, even if he isn't.

Joe: Yo Jacob, how you doing?
Jacob: I'm doing pretty good. You?
Joe: I'm ok. Can I borrow your motor home. I want to take the kids hunting.
Jacob: Sure what's mine is yours.
Joe: Thanks man.
Jacob: No problem.

by Mr. Memesheep November 22, 2019