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Christmas Perineum

Just an update to let everyone know this term was first coined by Robert Lindsay Marcus on 19 Dec 2007.

That mysterious time between Christmas and New Years.
by anonymous December 27, 2025
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Christmas

A currently dying holiday that gets less and less exciting each year it passes. Christmas used to be about celebrating the coming of Jesus, but it has since shifted to receiving presents and gifts and eating Christmas Cookies until you get fat.
Scientists believe you should do something new each year for Christmas to keep the Holiday spirit alive, but nobody has time for that.
Person Number 1: bro, is it just me or is Christmas not nearly as exciting as the last few years?

Person number 2: yeah, even after opening my presents I was still lacking the usual excitement bro
by Tg223P December 27, 2025
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Floridian christmas tree

When a severely overweight man has not shaved his pubic hairs in YEARS, leaving a fucking forest of pubic hairs that resemble a christmas tree when the penis is erect. The man then ejaculates straight upward in the air so that the nut falls onto the pubes, he then lets the nut harden in different places, resembling ornaments on a christmas tree. The man’s sex partner then slowing starts ripping the nut ornament out of the pubes and eats them.
Bro Natasha cut down my Floridian christmas tree last night
by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025
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Christmas tree throw down

The act of humping a fully decorated christmas tree until you pass out
Terry did a christmas tree throw down to pass the time
by TwinTurbo78 December 28, 2025
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