piece of shit

a person that can be fatherless, emo, and weak. It has no friends and can barely lift a can of coke. The opposite of a sigma male.

Rufus: "You are very rude."
Jack: "You piece of shit."
Rufus: *Dies a deserved death*

by nutsucker69420 July 30, 2022

Dick-shit

The act of taking a shit through your dick

Doctor: Why are you here today, sir?
Guy: I went to piss but then ended up taking a Dick-shit

by Blood-lover June 17, 2018

Pussy shit

When someone's readily saying "no" to requests.

I you were into improv which is yes and? Why are you on that pussy shit today

by Bittersweetpoetry April 1, 2025

WWE Shits

When you love WWE so much that you’ll listen to the entrance music of different wrestlers while taking a shit. Sometimes it’s just used to emphasise a rather big shit too.

Dude, I’m not using that bathroom after Billy. He has definitely been in there taking a WWE shits.

by PapaGoonie July 19, 2024

two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything

to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment

by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014

Shit

Shit is the thing that comes out of your ass-hole. Shit is aka Jessica.

Jessica is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochian for shit.

by uuuooooonooooooomie May 28, 2018

Piece of shit

Opie the mother fucker that won't do a damn thing with his life thinks that attempting to try to do people's windows is a means of income

Man that piece of shit Opie they fucked my windows up

by Tormentedsoul87 July 25, 2022