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Shit Jousting

When two participants hold hands while lying down on their backs, with their legs in the air, so that their assholes are pointed at each other, and both participants projectile shit at each other.
My boy Chris and I are going Shit Jousting tonight!
by Ruckus Rawson July 8, 2022
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Shit-taskit

when someone does something really bad and its just peer shit OR

when someone takes a really great shit
"WOW THAT IS REALLY SHIT... TASKTIT BRO OR
when someone takes a shit and they didnt flush and you see it you'd think to your self thats SHIT-TASKIT
by SHIT-TASKIT December 19, 2018
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Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts

To be very doubtful or surprised to the highest degree
I’d be Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts if that kid wasn’t a TOL
by SwankBank June 7, 2018
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that skye shit

When a girl looks beautiful on instagram but then later turns out to just be a regular ugly hoe.
Damn that bitch looks pretty in some pictures but retarded in the other she tryna hit you with that skye shit
by Killaa2 October 19, 2014
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GET SHIT ON

A phrase popularised by the up and coming league of legends twitch streamer Tobias Fate.
when he kill his enemy or escape with an absolute outplay he says Get shit ON
you have to watch it (vidéo) but here is an example holy shit i lived.. get shit on
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blueberry shits

The specific diarrhea caused by eating too many blueberries. Often, this is a symptom of either an intolerance to blueberries, or an underlying condition such as IBS.
I ate a whole pint of blueberries earlier, now I've got the blueberry shits.
by Chronic Owwie December 31, 2024
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