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Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life

And you're trying to rend both my mind and my free will away from me in their names. But all what your doing is proving me right. You believe that your fear gives you authority over my will. That's actually the basic premise of the Green Lantern.
Hym "Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life. You are selfish, solipsistic people and your Jew-God is the solipsistic delusion of authority you think your kids give you. AND THAT... It's what the Christ story is about! Step 1. Jesus demonstrates his ability to perform miracles.
Step 2. You make him explain himself to you.
Step 3. You throw him and his followers into poverty.
Step 4. He explains to his followers what is happening.
Step 5. You turn the public against him.
Step 6. You have a mock-trial where his guilt or innocence is entirely irrelevant and his words are entirely meaningless.
Step 7. You prostrate and torture him to death in front of the mob
Step 8. His followers scatter and try to tell everyone what actually happened.
Step 9. You torture and kill all of his followers.
Step 10. Some time passes
Step 11. Wait a minute... You sound like...
We don't live in a 'children first' society. We live in a society predicated on the ritualist spiritual cannibalism of Christ. 'IT'S GOOD!' He sneers. Face mangled with rage. That's literally what 'God is Good' MEANS."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
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your next pembroke house official

Nayana would be the best candidate for your next Pembroke house official.
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its from a cool fnf mod i think its called fnf fire in the hole you should try it!
some random person: HEY CHECK THIS LYRICS OUT you: wut the random person:
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf
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Just tugging your sack

Essentially “just pulling your leg”, but with a twist.
Guy 1: “I just fucked the shit out of your sister

Guy 2: “Why I outta slime yo ahh out hooligan!”

Guy 1: “Relax, dude… just tugging your sack!”
by A dude with a big cock March 10, 2025
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March 15th is give your girlfriend a hoodie day. Boys, hand em over.
Boyfriend: Hey, here's my hoodie
Girlfriend: Aww thank you! But why
Boyfriend: it's give your girlfriend a hoodie day!
by Iamnotaswiftie7642 March 11, 2025
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whatever fucks your boat

Veyr much like whatever floats your boat but with more pizazz and gravitas
Person 1: "Should I climb mount everest and then parachute off the top of it?"

Person 2: "whatever fucks your boat"
by batman2504 March 11, 2025
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