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honey my badger

It means to see someone you haven't seen in awhile or to poop a wet poop
by Mr not smart February 8, 2024
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Mingle my Morris

To handle a penis in a sexual way

Derived from a mispronunciation of the game “Nine Men’s Morris”
My buddy Adam will mingle my morris in class today.
by JoSuck February 8, 2024
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as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭

as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭
as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭“
by pulseLI November 20, 2023
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MY MAN

When a girl refers to her boyfriend and wants him so bad.
🗣️: HE’S MY MAN MY MAN
👩🏻: we know bitch..
by heartss4meee November 20, 2023
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testing my Jesus

When someone pisses you off due to their rude, or otherwise bad behavior, and you begin to lose faith in humanity, that person is testing my Jesus
Can you believe Monica? I babysat her cat, picked her up from the airport, and took her to the mall when her car was dead - but when I need a favor, and I wouldn't really call it a favor if she's my bestie, she disappears like a cockroach when the lights come on. Friends like that be testing my Jesus.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 20, 2023
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My Waleed

My waleed is a nice guy with pretty eyes,he loves football he's favourite players are kdb and aguero , he plays football and i enjoy it when he talk to me about every goal he scores, he's a nerd and very good at math he's literally the whole package, he's the first boy i ever talked to ,called,watched movies with,and the first one i ever loved i'm always not sure what i want but in the waleed situation i knew i only wanted him, life feels like a dream or some fairytale story he's the reason i wake up every morning and when i go to bed i dream of him and I actually love it because i love him so much i started writing poetry about him i love everything about him i love his laugh when we call it feels safe,i like it when we call each other babe ,i love how fictional this man is,and i love him so much that i can't even believe we love each other ,7 months ago I didn't even believe in love and know I'm madly unconditionally in love with him, every song is about him and i love it we watched my favourite movies together and know i love these movies more we talk about our future life and i love it ,we finish each other's sentences and i love it i love it when he randomly says i love you or when he reads my mind or makes my life feels like a pretty love song, i love him so much and i know i will never know how to express it , to my waleed i love you so much babe.
you're the king of my heart
by L.w💗 November 21, 2023
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My Ariel

My Ariel, he’s literally everything i could wish for even though we had our ups and downs i still love him to bits, If you find yourself an Ariel keep him because even though they might seem tough on the outside he’s a big softie on the inside. He always tries to make time for me when he’s busy or doesn’t have his phone or even when he’s on vacation, no matter what he always gives me affection, he’s never embarrassed to hug me or kiss me anywhere, he loves me for just me even if i have mood swings or anything he still loves me and finds me perfect and i’m so happy to have him in my life, even if we long apart in the moonlight sky every star i believe is him.
girl 1:he’s so rude is he always like that??
girl 2:nahh he’s just My Ariel
by A.MARLIN.R November 21, 2023
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