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by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022
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Child-Man

A child-man behaves, acts, and thinks like a man, but is a child at heart. They are having fun and enjoying life to the fullest, all with the mindset of growth, experience, and everything it means to be a man (up to you!)

They can be of any age ranging from 10-100.

All they have to do is do what they do well and have fun doing it!

A child-man never seeks to hurt, harm, or make others worry or feel less significant than they are.
Noun: a person with a purposeful mind and a loving heart.
Ex) Jason is such a child-man, he even remembered I like salsa on my tacos when he made them for me.

Ex) Person 1: “He might be a child-man”

Person 2: “what do you mean?”

Person 1: “The way he moves and acts, he’s probably thinking about so many things at once but he’s so calm and friendly.”

Person 2: “and that smile…”

Both: Dreamy
by MisterBot February 12, 2022
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shower child

a child who just never cleans any part of his body (including the penis)
your such a bloody shower child, OOGA BADOOGA
by cookiebeing February 13, 2022
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Fatherless child

Well, the word speaks for itself a fatherless child but not all of the fatherless children are children. Some of them are adults.
Random person on the internet: "Your such of a fatherless child!"
Me: "Okay."
by crabus April 3, 2022
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Child

They're like people accept shorter.
You want to know something funny? I didn't even know that was your child's name! 😂🤣😂 There's more than one Matthew in the world.
by Hym Iam April 3, 2022
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Childe

Oh wow Childe is so ugly!
by pooprox April 4, 2022
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Child privilege

"Child privilege" is when a child or teenager uses their child privilege to get what they want. Also referd to as child request
Super effective
Mom can I please have $20 for a new sweater, pleeeeeeeease!? I'm your child.
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This child privilege method works because it's your fault there here , and losing $20 isn't that bad. Atleast there not asking for $50 right?
by The_moondover April 8, 2022
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