Skip to main content

Child Birth

Sexually transmitted ugliness
Its not being ugly, It's just Child Birth
by ElementalStorm97 October 4, 2018
mugGet the Child Birthmug.

Duck child

When you mate with a duck it comes a duck child
DatDuck child is so deformed
by Loliolysser February 8, 2020
mugGet the Duck childmug.

Child play

When you role-play your children during sex with your spouse
"We love to dress up as clowns and fuck each other's brain out while laughing hysterically. What kinda stuff are you guys into?"
"We're really into child play. We have eight children so it never gets old."
by Afinted November 4, 2022
mugGet the Child playmug.

Childs

The last name of a god. Credited to the creation of the atom, Donald J. Trump, the universe, women, everything your little mind can think of was created by a person who has the last name, Childs. The men of this family have shlongs your wife wants and the women's bodies only a goddess could have.
Wow, that person has a massive shlong must be a part of the Childs family.
by OG Childs March 9, 2022
mugGet the Childsmug.

Child

The Annoying crackhead I know. Always trying to be good at singing but can't even speak properly
"The Child is asking for weed again"
by Child hater August 31, 2022
mugGet the Childmug.

Child

TOMMY WENT TO WAR WHEN HE WAS A CHILD
by Sunni09 November 28, 2021
mugGet the Childmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email