Don't shit where you eat

Don't behave in a way, or make choices, that will ruin something you depend on.

Captalist: Let's just dispose of this toxic waste in the nearby river where people fish.

Sane person: Say what ? That's suicide. Don't shit where you eat, my friend.

by Wyrd Sister March 9, 2017

you don't pour my cereal

You don't know me, you don't know what I do, you haven't lived my life, you don't know my struggles nor trials and tribulations

Random THOT: You got me fucked up, bitch you don't pour my cereal!
James: How'd you know I'd do that?
Erin: I know you, I pour yo cereal!!!

by J Smitty219 June 29, 2015

don't drop bombs drop acid

A phrase referring to how instead of killing multiple people in warfare just smoke it up and everything will be fine. Yet the government prohibits anyone from doing drugs or any mind altering substances. Instead they go and strip other countries of their oil, fuck Korean sex slaves, and blow up other countries. Seriously...fuck war, pass the bong.

News reporter: Last Sunday a large bomb assault was launched on the tali ban.

Man: Why doesn't America fucking get it man!? Don't drop bombs drop acid! (While probably on acid)

by Jimmy Jim Jams January 5, 2011

National don't give a fuck day

Every day no matter who shits on you

Its national don't give a fuck day you be you boo

by Oboma yo mama November 13, 2022

I don't care who y'ar...

A Kentucky phrase used to universalize the following (often moral) assertion.

I don't care who y'ar...Applebee's is good.

by nolangray February 4, 2012

Boy if you don't gone somewhere

it's when someone say something over and over or something that make you just say what??? Or hell naw

them" he buddy friend pal... can I copy your homework?"
You".... boy if you don't gone somewhere

Or
Them "hey you dropped your pocket"
You"... boy if you don't gone somewhere "

Or
Them" you got games on your phone??? You got games on your phone???? You got games on your...
You- boy if you don't gone somewhere

by Weirdo-chip July 20, 2017

don't light my shed on fire

A response to be used when being yelled at, such as by a parent. The rough equivalent of "don't tase me bro!" An answer indicating surrender and a desire to avoid harm.

Mom: "I told you to be home by 5! How could you be late for your grandfather's birthday?!?!"
Son: "Sorry, mom! Jeez, don't light my shed on fire! I just forgot, OK?!?

by smalltowngamers July 29, 2010