Product Gamer

A gamer who mostly looks for quantitative value in a game. These gamers will mostly argue about game length and/or other quantitative values (assets, levels, maps, missions, boses, modes ect.) in relation to price. They often disregard other values in games like experience, atmosphere, story, creativity or even replayability and therefor neglect games as an art form. The term relates to the fact that a Product Gamer thinks that a game can and should be meassured and rated in a formulaic fashion like any other consumer product - For example by summing up the number of possible functions and multiplying it with the game's length.

John hates on New Walkingsimulator 3000 because it's only 4 hours long. Meanwhile he keeps playing Repetitive Grindfest 4 - He's such a Product Gamer.

by iUserProfile August 16, 2017

crazy gamer

A Asian who play fortnite but is really bad but still play a lot

Hey crazy gamer

by Fattymcfatter June 27, 2019

sprint gamer

Someone who devotes a lot of time to a new game only to burn though it and have nothing left to do.

Jon is such a sprint gamer, he was grinding Diablo all week and now has nothing left to do.

by Sky43900 August 25, 2023

gamer ice cream

Flavored frozen edible gamer snack available in a variety of flavors with and without sticks.

Thats not a popsicle, that's Gamer Ice Cream.

by Ausflug July 4, 2020

Gamer

An individual who spends 20 hours or more on a week playing videogames. This individual will need to have Minecraft withing their game library and play it regularly.

I am a gamer

by ChrizzenZander June 27, 2021

gamer

someone who games

im a a gamer

by asacuslegios August 4, 2023

Gnome gamer

A so-called "gnome gamer" is a human being likely not to take part in social interaction and is much more present in their own comfortable gaming space.

A: Yo bro, I just did a sub 50 Inferno on OSRS (Oldschool Runescape).
B: Damn bro, you're a true gnome gamer!

by LightYearAhead January 18, 2023