Noob

One who possesses the following traits:

I mpossible to dislike
S tarbucks addicted

A mazing
I maginative
S pelling difficulties

P oopiehead

A ccepting

V ocal

O bsessed with memes
N oob

You spelled that word wrong what a noob. You’re such a noob I’ve never met such a noob before in my entire life.

by Ayo😎 January 22, 2021

Noob Strength

Noob strength are the, usually overlooked, qualities of the noob. Only recognised by certain players, noob strengths are those characteristics which can be exploited.

Noob strengths include membership counts, blind loyality, assistance in money laundering, and attachment to rank and prestige.

by Bean Jack July 29, 2011

noob screwed

getting screwed over so bad you instantly become a noob.
tends to happen right after epic fail or being owned so hard you can feel it in your ass.

j: arnout got noob screwed again yesterday...

o: oh lol, what a faggot :D

by oplurus91136521 May 29, 2010

NOOB

Can be used to describe a NEW THING, e.g. "this word is a NOOB, only being used since..." (UK)

"This word is a NOOB, Ngram viewer confirms really widespread since the 2010s"
see here:

by waanaabe August 18, 2025

Noob Nugget

A dumbfuck who can't do the simplest things!

Person 1: WHY CAN'T I DRINK WATER?!?
Person 2: Maybe you're just a noob nugget.

by kaaurid June 8, 2022

Immense noob

A person that talks condenscendingly in order to win an argument when in reality they are highly stupid.

Karen was insistent that calling some a Karen is morally worse than calling someone the n-word. "Do you just not understand why its worse, did you not go to college or something", smirked Karen in a patronising manner. Karen is an immense noob.

by Elle394 May 24, 2020

noob

a disgusting rat you should spit on

DISGUSTINGNESS RATNOOB

by hikyoki February 19, 2020