internet friend crush

it's when you have a crush on someone that's your internet friend
Jc- hey, do you like Asa
Ethan- yeah, she's my IFC, bro, my internet friend crush
by bbg_daddyj August 10, 2017
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Internet Apa Besti

Internet Apa Bestis are best friends. They have never met, yet they're the bestest of friends. Your Apa besti is someone you share everything with, someone who knows you, your life, and your personality. If you manage to get an Apa besti, hold onto them, be thankful of them. You may never get another one.
Ajax is MY apa besti, do you have an Internet Apa Besti Karen?
No, sadly i do not have an Internet Apa besti.
by much love, /toogie August 08, 2021
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daily dose of internet

basically the channel who post 1000000 iq stuff
hi this is your daily dose of internet is what he says
by Phu The Writer May 11, 2022
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internet trinity´s

the internet trinity´s are divided into two:
cabopo:is the mixture of:cats,boobs,and porn/or the good side of the internet.
letugo:is the mixture of :lemonparty,tubegirl,goatse/or the really fucked up part of the internet.
this strong internet religion think´s that with you watch all JB songs as a sacrifice,you can destroy letugo and make the internet good again,into other force against the good comes back.
I need to stop the force of letugo so the good internet trinity´s can rise
do you believe in the internet trinity.
by my words are mine September 24, 2015
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Internet Bipolar Disorder

Internet Bipolar Disorder, or IBD, is when someone is all chill on the internet, and then something such as a thumbs down on a YouTube video, a loss on an online game, or criticism on a forum makes them go crazy. Symptoms of IBD include a sudden barrage of insults, sudden self-hate or saying they are leaving.
Fred123: Did you see Joe456 last night? He totally had Internet Bipolar Disorder.
Bob7890: I know, right? Once I criticized his idea, he totally started raging.
by Chitose Sakura May 16, 2014
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high speed internet

much like DSLs, but a more general term
Damn, did you see that bitch?
Yeah, she had some hig speed internet.
by bob the duck March 25, 2004
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Internet time lapse

The lapse of time that passes when on the internet, such as when using social networking sites, Facebook, YouTube or watching porn. The Internet time lapse coincides with the Suction Seat, when the user finds that what he/she thinks are minutes passing end up being hours passing.
Timothé was watching some intense German janitor fetish porn while his parents were out for the day, but he entered the Internet time lapse; his parents came home and found him sitting in a trance in front of his computer, staring at a German woman thrusting her mop up Adolf Hitler's ass.

Aude - Dude, where are you? You were supposed to meet me at zPizza like 3 hours ago!!
Jacques - Oh shit, sorry Aude...I was on Facebook and entered the Internet time lapse.
Aude - Faggot.
by AMorgz August 23, 2010
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